One time I was really hungry so I decided to microwave a corndog as a little treat but for some reason I wanted the meal to be fancy. So instead of using the normal microwave safe plates I got my moms fine china which had like this metallic etching in it and delicately place my corndog on it with a ring of ketchup like a garnish. So I put it in on high to cook fast and of course the etchings start sparkling and lighting the fuck up and I panic so I just unplug the microwave and just stare at my corndog through the door before deducing that I just had it too high. So I plug it back in turn it in low and of course it happens again but slower. Then my sister runs up and takes it out before calling me stupid and makes me a corndog on a regular plate and the whole time I’m just thinking corndogs are somehow metallic and thus can’t be mincrowaved. It took me years to try again
Anyways, I think this is very Spamton core.
I think the white lady with a sword and the dinosaur should fight
HEY LOOK I MADE A HERMANN THEME after much time and effort in trying to make something that sounded vaguely latin. xux
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Hanan and her husband have 3 young children, Lana (10), Abdul Karim (7), and Adam (2); since last year they've been displaced and without income.
Their house in Khan Younis was destroyed with them inside, as well as the clothing store which supported their family. Now, they live in a weak tent which fails to protect them from even the weather, surrounded by scarcity and disease on the coast of Ghazzah.
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I need to stop finding new kintypes; its becoming a problem 😟 /hsrs
me and @burningstars have created the term hyperspin so like when you hyperfixate on your special interest!! :>
(neither of us know if this is a thing or if there is a term for it already ohageaoihgeaoiheg /lh /silly)
I've rebranded
pfp is drawn by me and is my oc Rory!!!:D https://en.pronouns.page/@AceBandage
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