Six Of Crows As Memes On My Phone (part 7)

Don't FUCKING argue with me. "Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother." Is a fucking dynamite intro!! Is it edgy as fuck? Yeah. So? Is it hella melodramatic? Probably. So? Is it bad writing? Motherfucking NO! It's damn near expert level execution of several writing principles!

Who is the story about? First two words, next question.

Catch the reader's attention as soon as possible? "Why the fuck is he wasting a cigarette?" Intrigue successfully demanded, next question.

Raise questions that will keep the reader hanging long enough to have answered? "Why the fuck does acrid smoke trigger his mommy issues?" + "Wait it's because he burned her corpse??" Many many more questions raised + blind sided reader via preconceived expectations being subverted, next question.

Character establishing moment? What other characters use for physical and emotional regulation, he uses to fucking reminisce and wallow in his feelings, next question.

Set the tone for the rest of the story? Edgy, melodramatic, and emotionally gut wrenching, NEXT. FUCKING. QUESTION!

The Muses asked Nora to roll for Hook and she rolled a nat 20 five times in a row in 30 words or less. Hook, Line, and motherfucking Sinker bitches

Some of y'all need to stop ragging on AFTG's writing and start using it as a fucking case study cus this shit has the addiction capacity of heroine and god help the goddamn saltine cracker throwing stones

rip Dorian Gray u would've loved staring at urself in the little square on facetime

blue sargent 🌀

the Picture of Dorian Gray modern au where Basil makes tiktok edits of Dorian

(The foxes) you better not mess with my gang or you'll be messing with...

Oopie Goopie (Neil)

General Munchkinman (Renee)

Lil Jimbob (Andrew)

And worst of all...

Larry (Kevin at 5 am)

the real question is how has nobody overdosed yet

my theory for what henry whispered to camilla is "kitten, i'll be honest. daddy's about to kill himself"

my phone just fell out of my pocket facedown onto the concrete and then I stepped on it

somehow it wasn't even smashed

Madly into Andrew’s sense of humour, when he called Neil a Pinocchio — not just because he was a liar, but also because of Neil’s desperate desire to be a real boy.

The only way I can imagine Henry Winter using tiktok