Highschool Erasermic Dump

Fanart of a scene from this awesome fic by @vigilantedekus in which izuku, hitoshi, and mei have to come up with an… unorthodox… method of getting through the first round of the sports festival.

i just couldn’t get the image of izuku carrying two people at once out of my head lol.

this has been in my redraw pile for a while now 😴

how about mic trying to win aizawa’s favor? it’s too bad he’s so picky

Tweets made by Mr Yamada Hizashi on the Twitter account he made for Aizawa Shouta

Reporter: its impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans?

Hizashi: don't fall in love with an underground hero because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31.

Shouta: ZASHI I FOUND A SNAKE!!

Hizashi: jesus christ PUT IT DOWN

HHEEELLLOOOOOO for all my peeps who haven’t seen this, there’s an absolutely baller group of works by @zylasweetbean and @aimportantdragoncollector about humans as space orcs!!! It’s super sick and y’all should totally read it (I for one am absolute OBSESSED with it), also here’s art for the fics I’ve made :)

Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

Bakugo: You kept your old boyfriends’ gifts?!

Izuku: Yeah, it’s not a big deal.

Bakugo: What have you kept?!

Izuku: They’re just practical stuff, like our pepper grinder.

Bakugo: The grinder I pepper my food with?!

Izuku:…Yeah. And then there is the bird feeder.

Bakugo: Birdfeeder, so your old boring ass boyfriend wanted me to have bird shit all over my car.

Izuku:…That was never the intention.