♨️ Their Schedules Overlapped For 1 Day Off All Together

Illustration of @crashfurs ocs :D Thank you again for commissioning me <3

Izuku: Alright... raise your hand if you think Kacchan and I are dating.

Class A: *raise their hands instantly*

Izuku: What? I mean, just because we hang out all day, hold hands and sometimes cuddle on the couch doesn't mean–Kacchan! Why is your hand up?

Katsuki: Ha? What do you mean? WHY IS YOUR FUCKING HAND DOWN, IZUKU?

Izuku: ...

I forgot to upload this. Part 2 of my young mic comic. pls @ and credit me if you repost! @jolly_squish on Instagram

Instructions unclear, they’re boyfriends now 🤷🏻‍♀️

Patience

Use the related link post to read Patience on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53037748 by Todo_xx Shota gets hit with a quirk on patrol, which makes him lose his patience quicker then normal. How will this affect his relationship with his husband and son? Words: 3273, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Izuku, Shota and Hizashi have a bond Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Tamakawa Sansa, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Inko Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Midoriya Izuku's Biological Parent, Protective Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopts Midoriya Izuku, He is their son, Quirk Accident (My Hero Academia), Angst with a Happy Ending, past relationship between inko and shouta, Dead Midoriya Inko Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53037748

me after four days of ten-hour shifts be like

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

Humans are weird: Cats

Alien: Thanks for inviting me over. Alien: I’ve never been in a human’s home before so this will be- *sees cat sitting on couch* Alien: What is that? Human: That is Fred. *Turns to cat* Human: Say hi Fred. Fred: *MEOW* Alien: I was not aware you had a roommate. Human: What? Human: No, he’s my pet. Alien: You keep a sentient being as a pet? Are you a monster? Human: No; but Fred is. Fred: *MEOW* ----------------------

Alien: *goes to sit down, accidentally steps on fluffy ball* *Cat’s head shoots up* Human: You need to run. Alien: What? Why? Human: You just stepped on Fred’s favorite toy. Alien: So that means I am in danger? Fred: *low growling sound* Human: It’s too late….. --------------------------

*Thirteen stitches later* Alien: How can something so fluffy be so angry!?!?! Human: Domestication probably. Alien: Is that not meant to breed out the violence? Human: Normally yes, but with cats it just condensed it. ------------------------

*Next day* *Door slowly opens* Alien: Is it safe to come in? Human: Let me check. *Picks up Fred and holds him in front of alien* Fred: *Low growling noise* Human: No it is n- Alien: *Slams door shut quickly* ---------------------

*Two days later* Alien: *Sipping drink* Alien: What can I do to win over your furry slave? Human: First off, he is a pet not a slave. Human: And even if that was the situation I technically am Fred’s slave. Alien: *Surprised* You are one of the most advanced species in the galaxy; having mastered space travel and the manipulation of matter itself. Human: And yet I am the one cleaning up his shits. Alien: *Opens mouth to counter, then sips instead when nothing comes to mind* ----------------------

Human: Why does it matter that you want Fred to like you? Human: I thought you hated him? Alien: Were he not an animal I would have sworn a blood oath to destroy him and his family for what he has done to my face. Human: I ask again; why does it matter? Alien: Because for reasons beyond my understanding I feel compelled to have that little death machine love me. Human: Welcome to being a cat owner. ------------------------

*Three days later* *Door slowly opens* Alien: Are you ready? Human: I’ve got Fred. Alien: And you’re sure this will work? Human: Positive. *Alien walks in and Fred starts growling* Human: Get ready; I’m releasing Fred. *Puts Fred down who begins sprinting towards alien* *Alien holds out tiny tube with goop pouring out end* Fred: *MEOW!* *Stops murder sprint and begins sniffing and licking tube enthusiastically* Alien: So you bribe him with food? Human: Works on us humans as well. ------------------

Alien: Do you think I have won him over? *Fred walks up and brushes against Alien* Human: I think you’re good.

Alien: It felt like being embraced by the goddess herself. --------------------

Alien: So besides eating, sleeping, and acts of disproportionate violence; what else do they like to do? Human: Fred loves to play. *Picks up laser pointer and flashes it around room* *Fred’s head shoots up, does the butt wiggle, then lunges at the laser* Alien: What fascinating technology. Human: Yeah; we also use this to guide missiles for air strikes in wars. Alien: Your pet enjoys playing with tools of death? Human: I think that’s one of the reasons he enjoys it so much. ------------------

Alien: *Looks down at shirt* Alien: What is this? Human: Oh yeah, forgot to mention he’s a heavier shedder. Human: Sorry about that. Alien: Do not worry, for I too shed my skin. *Proceeds to peel off skin until raw muscle and bone is left* *Casually tosses aside empty skin suit which Fred walks over to and cuddles in* Human: Thank you for that fresh nightmare material. Alien: *slurring words due to no lips* Yoooou’re welllllcoommme.

This is a valid tweet for Aizawa and Mic as well

Alien: Human Avery I have noticed that you have repeatedly put off tasks today but never get back to them.

Human: I'm not sure if it's the exact reason but i have ADHD

A: I assume that is an acronym, what does it mean?

H: Attention Deficit Hyper-activity Disorder

A: so you are saying you are very easily distracted.

H: yup!

A: Well surely humanity has come up with ways to help deal with it yes?

H: there are various medicines and drugs that supposedly help but none of them really worked.

A: Well surely removing any potential distractions helps right?

H: … 

A: Right?

H: ………..

A: your silence does not instill hope.

H: you know how some people experience vivid hallucinations when they sleep right?

A: yes?

H: Well some people can do that when they are awake whenever they are bored or lack stimulation, such as whenever they don't have any distractions. 

A: Don't tell me. it's common in people with ADHD isn't it.

H: as far as I know that is spot on.

Edit: This post is doing numbers. Neat.

Edit 2: yo imagine if pm sees this. I know he recently went back to doing voice overs of the humans are space orks stuff