Patience

Humans cracking their knuckles as an intimidation tactic against aliens

Can you imagine being an alien and this thing just broke its bones at you?????

I'd be scared tbh

Why did it make that noise

That's a bone breaking noise

It's like those ppl who bite off their acrylics before a fight

Related to a fic I’m working on!! 😋

BKDK of course 😉😉

Present Mic: Have you ever had a little sister who was essentially legally kidnapped by the yakuza and used as a human weapon until she was rescued by some kids Shinsou: What?? No?? Present Mic, holding up Eri: WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

I’m in my feels about Spinner, so here’s that one animation I made a year ago (??) again…

Mermay doodles with @cynthiadrawssometimes and @rody-soul

Centaur Sun and Moon!

Hi! So I saw your fic recs, and was wondering, do you have anymore really cool ones? I'm in the mode for anything! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

my brain’s super scattered rn so the summaries may be a bit goofed, but let’s see…

1 - the curse of the anime protagonist by masterdipster (i havent read it in ages but - izuku is always conveniently in the right place at the right time to be a hero, even tho he doesnt want to be. he saves a lot of cats!!)2 - Aizawa’s Messy Journey to Parenthood by Hayato & SugaSugar (parental soulmarks, DADZAWA, so soft and good)3 - Villainous Heroics by Ibelieveinahappilyeverafter (villain Mic AU, enemies to friends to lovers erasermic - havent read it in ages but i remember it being super good!)4 - Canary by cloud_nine_and_three_quarters (i forgot to rec this last time bUt singing Quirk Izuku, mentor Present Mic, platonic shindeku - just all in all such an incredible fic that i really need to catch up on…)5 - Detective Midoriya by rogueptoridactyl (quirkless izuku, he becomes a police officer under tsukauchi!!)6 - The Strange Circumstances of the Man with the Mermaid Quirk by mezzosesu (mer!todoroki, iideku, todoiideku; izuku just yoinks todo and puts him in their bathtub for safekeeping, as you do)7 - What The Water Gave Me by HeyTenenbaum (mer au, no quirks au; fisherman/researcher izuku; he accidentally catches todoroki, then finds out they’re working together. crushes and friendships and cuteness ensue!!)

can you tell im a slut for soulmate and mermaid au’s? anyway, hope you enjoy!! <33

No one wanted to ask. Someone had to. It was terrifying. But it made sense.

Of course humanity finally abandoned its planet. Everyone was surprised they hadn’t abandoned it sooner. Still, the concern was there.

What made humanity abandon their planet in a mass event? What thing was finally found to scare them off their favorite death world?

Of course not every last human abandoned the planet, but enough did that Earth was no longer considered ‘inhabited’. Humans flocked to other worlds, most choosing death worlds with similar biomes to the ones they preferred. (And there was a suspiciously armored ship heading towards Disney planet.)

The concerning thing was the humans kept going back. Never landing. Never breaking the atmosphere. Just driving by.

Finally, a delegate was chosen to ask the human council member. Poor Laeri was nervous, but they had been called friend by council member Daryl before. Surely this question wouldn’t be an offense.

“Daryl, may I speak with you a moment?”

Daryl paused, and nodded, careful not to smile. He was well practiced in the art of not offending. “Of course Laeri. What is the matter?”

“Humanity has recently applied for habitation permits for a dozen planets. As soon as the permits were awarded, humans left very quickly.”

“Well sure. The permits took three earth years to be approved. Most of the planet had been preparing for over five years at that point,” Daryl explained.

“Yes, that is not my question. The question is why?”

“Why were they ready?”

Laeri shook their head. “Why did they leave Earth? Humans have made it a point to ‘stick it out’ despite better options being available. Why leave now?”

“Oh, that. Well.” Daryl paused. He knew he didn’t have to report officially yet, but his friend wanted to know. “Will you keep it a secret from the council?”

Laeri paused. The answer being a secret did not occur to them. What could the humans possibly be hiding? Would they be able to hide it as well?

“I do not think I can keep any dangerous thing a secret,” Laeri finally admitted.

Daryl nodded. “Nor would I ask you to. It’s not dangerous, just a little experiment more like.”

“If it is an experiment, then you should speak with-“

“No Laeri.” Daryl interrupted calmly. “This isn’t something we want help with. That’s why we haven’t mentioned anything to the Viyon Academics. We just need time to see if it works.”

Their curiosity finally got the better of them.

“If what works?”

“A new society. A new civilized species.”

Laeri didn’t speak, but either from awe or concern, they weren’t sure. Daryl continued.

“We believe a species evolves when they start to take care of their injured and impaired. It means they have compassion. Well an intelligent species on earth has been observed showing compassion. We simply want to give them the space they require to evolve.”

Laeri considered the intelligent species that lived on earth. They were suddenly very concerned. Had the humans been duped?

“The dolphi are showing compassion?” Laeri asked.

Daryl almost laughed. “Not even close. No, we wouldn’t break the agreement we made. They’re not escaping earth anytime soon.”

Laeri felt immediate relief. “Then which species is it?”

Daryl smiled. He couldn’t help it. He liked birds. “Corvids.”

“But, but they’re so small.”

“We know. That’s why some humans are still there, zoologist types to help them grow, learn, and show them the way.”

“What if another species wipes them out before they get the chance?”

Daryl shrugged. “Well that’s why we left some warriors behind, to help keep the corvids alive while they grow. And of course to keep the dolphins contained. We do take that assignment very seriously.”

Laeri was excited now. Another avian species may be joining the galaxy soon. They wanted to tell everyone.

“Promise you’ll keep the secret?” Daryl asked.

Laeri felt their excitement dash upon the cruel rocks of reality. “I will.”

“Good. Here.” Daryl held out a small computer drive.

Laeri took the drive. “What is this?”

“The live feed of the experiment. You really think we wouldn’t watch? As soon as they reach civilized status, I have to report them. Until then, they’ve been completing some very complex puzzles and problem solving lately. You’ll want to start at the beginning but they post new information all the time.”

Laeri clutched the drive to their feathered tunic. Suddenly the small drive was priceless. “I, must go now.”

Laeri took off as fast as would be ignored by others. Daryl watched his friend, surprised by how excited they were. His watch gave him an alert.

“Ooh, a group puzzle. Wonder if they managed it this time.”

Daryl walked off to his own private quarters to watch the newest update on the corvids.

I just love the "they're more scared of you than you are of them" thing because, yeah, Earth is a Deathworld filled with very dangerous beings, but also everyone in it is scared and would rather not interact with each other unless necessary

Alien: This is a very dangerous animal!

Human: Don't worry, we'll just walk away.

Alien: But it's watching us!

Human: It's hoping we leave already, so we're leaving.

Alien: It... It is?

Human: Yeah, it is more scared of us than we are of it. Let's go before the fight instinct kicks in because then it'll become a dangerous animal

Alien:...