Have I Taught You Nothing??

You’re a retired S-tier supervillain. After you retired, you married a B-tier hero. You are forced back onto the stage when an A-tier villain attempts to kill your spouse.

Aizawa: Father's Day is just a ploy made by capitalist in order to increase revenue by building sentiment over a relationship which will only bring you pain and abandonm-

Eri: i made you a card! :D

Aizawa, tearing up: you did?

List of terrifying phrases a human may say as a warning you are about to be in danger or hear a horrible story:

Hold my (insert drink, occasionally object)

I got this (results will very)

So what happened was (this indicates a story)

Let me explain (something bad happened that you may or may not know about)

I didn't do it (something bad happened that they may or may not be involved in)

(Insert other crewmembers name) did it (usually means they did it but is trying to blame others)

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I wish to speak to my lawyer (nearly without a doubt, they did it)

For (insert name) (usually a battle charge, regardless if there is a battle actually happening)

Leroy Jenkins (see above)

Run! (You should start running, don't ask questions)

Duck! (Lower yourself quickly or you will be hit by unknown flying object)

Watch this (this is usually a bad stunt that will end in pain, you usually can't stop them. If you use the phrase "this can not be done" or some form of this, it will only encourage them to prove you wrong)

Fucked around, now we find out (did something and waiting for the consequences)

I would like to see (a person or group, usually a curse word) try that with me (a threat, don't try it with them)

Don't ask questions (don't ask questions, you aren't prepared for horrible answers)

Please fill free to add others

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

H/C: Aizawa has a hard time punishing the cats for doing what they shouldn’t despite his tough demeanor with children. Honestly same…

"Human Max?"

"Mmyesh?"

"Why'd you ruffle my feathers?"

"Oh, I used to do that to your sister when she came here. I won't do it anymore if you don't like it though."

"No. I liked it. It was kinda like when Mom and Dad clean my feathers. Tickly and scratchy."

"Well that's good."

"...Human Max?"

"Yes?"

"Why did you ruffle Salia's feathers?"

"Hmmmm, Iiiiiii don't know. I just did it without thinking."

"Why?"

"Maybe because my family did that to me when I was a kid and so I wanted to continue that with you kids."

"Why?"

"Why I wanted to continue it or why my family did that to me?"

"Both!"

"Emira why do you do this to me. Oookay! Lemme think for a sec" they said while thinking of an answer to hopefully prevent the why apocalypse.

"Uhhh-I think it's because humans just like physical touch from people we like, love and care about...Yeah! In fact, if we don't get enough we get touch-starved."

"This sounds like a trick."

"Would I ever trick you?"

"Yes, you said that humans will die from loudness to keep us from screaming too much."

"...you got me there but I promise you I am not lying."

"...you really get 'starved' if you don't get touched enough?"

"Erm, by 'touched' I mean hugged, high-fived, hand-holding, head pats, stuff like that. Not something that sounds like the start of a dirty joke..."

Few days later~~~

"Max! Get in here! Now!

"What?! Did someone get hurt?! Did Qiqi eat glue again???"

"Look."

Max finally came around the corner and saw the other human trapped in the most adorable way ever imaginable. Younglings hugged and clung to Kim like they were a lifesaver in a terrible storm. Legs were trapped and sat on, weighted to the ground by children. Waist and torso were covered by living backpacks/frontpacks. Arms shaking while trying to hold the younglings in their arms while steadying the ones clambering on their shoulders.

"Help. Me."

"Let me get my phone I need this as my new wallpaper."

"Max! I'm seriously about to crush like 10 kids with my fat arse if I don't stand properly in the next 10 seconds."

"Got it, can't have you manslaughter children. Hug time's over kids, off of Kim."

"But Maxie if we do then Kim will die!"

"Marl for the 5th time I'm not dying."

"But your starving!"

"Sweetheart please, I am most defiantly not starving."

"Emira said so tho!"

"Yeah! You were stuck in your room for days with no one to hug you! And Max told me that if humans don't get enough hugs or pats you'll starve!!" her beak quivered, eyes starting to get glassy.

"Oooh, Emira, kids, Kim is fine. Yes no one was there to give Kim hugs but she's fine. For a human to starve for hugs will take some time, and Kim wasn't gone for that long."

"Really?"

"Really, besides I was there to give her soup and high-fives so she wouldn't get lonely."

"...can we still hug you for a bit longer?"

"Of course, but let me sit down so I don't fall down."

The younglings clamber of her and allow the human to sit and then climb back ontop her. Noting how not everyone got to hug Kim, Max came in and together the humans were trapped by a mesh of children clinging tightly to their favorite humans.

"Max."

"Yeah Kim."

"As punishment for what happened your buying lunch...and carrying me to lunch cause my legs are in a coma right now."

"Fair enough."

how about mic trying to win aizawa’s favor? it’s too bad he’s so picky

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