Y/n Is A Cardboard Stand In The Shape Of A Human Silhouette With Nothing On It

woah it's those guyz <3

Humans are weird

Have yall noticed how we somehow have strange aversions towards lights?? Like maybe not all of us, but we kind of know that if someone is sitting in the dark, you either leave them or join them. Like last night, I walked into class and there was just one guy there and the lights were off so i just sat down, 30 minutes later everyone else was in and the lights were still off. Only turned it on when the professor came in...

So like imagine aliens finding us huddled in a dark room, with our phones and what-nots, silently laughing at something we read, maybe there are other aliens with us who doesn’t really like light but we don't know that cus it's dark and also we didn't bother to check. Then one crewmate just turns on the lights and we all collectively hiss like a vampire or hide like bugs, so they just turn it back off and stumble blindly into the room until they find—feel through whatever they came for and leaves. No one ever mentions it.

Aizawa constantly buying Eri Ganriki Neko merch gives me 'Doofenshmirtz giving Vanessa birthday parties because no one showed up to his parties as a kid' energy.

It just feels like he's sharing an important part of his childhood with her as a way to connect with her?

Humans understand that for a lot of alien species, baring teeth is a sign of aggression, so we all learn to smile with our mouths closed but then we meet an alien species that think "that thing you guys do with your face muscles" is as adorable as we think a cat doing a blep is and then only finding out (with horror) way later that when we smile at each other we bare our teeth and that's a sign of friendliness and happiness we do to each other among members of our own species.

Imagine being an alien recently assigned to a new ship and there's multiple humans on this crew and you're like "Yes! I hope these humans do the 'smile' thing it's so adorable" and then you watch two humans hanging out and they're baring their teeth at each other and you're like "oh no the predators are gonna fight this is bad" until someone else on the crew notices you turning distressed colors and is like "No that's what their smiles look like when they smile at each other" and the you're suddenly very intimated by the fact that the persistence predators bare their teeth at each other when happy.

i love sun fnaf ft: bonus moon as requested by @just-a-drawing-bean

close ups under cut

Fresh after starting to date, Aizawa tries to be... risque.

Aizawa texts: Hello Hizashi. Would you care to receive some artful photographs of my nude form?

Yamada texts: Shou... why do you sext like Jigsaw??

Aizawa mutters while pulling his capture scarf threateningly tight around his neck: I will never recover from this.

Yamada peeks his head into the teachers lounge: Phew. Had to make sure you had your phone.. and not some tacky villain impersonating you or something.

Aizawa retreating into his sleeping bag: Never.

Inspired by this tweet.

All Might: Wow, you bought a lot of vegetables. What are you making?

Aizawa: Soup for Eri

All Might: What kind of soup?

Aizawa: You will not fantasize about my soup.

All Might: Oh…ok

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

‘Omg Hawks is a cannibal! He likes to eat chicken!’

I think people forget that chicken is on the menu for actual hawks and other birds of prey. So him liking chicken isn’t really that shocking.

You have reminded me of the Stardew Valley EraserMic AU and how much I miss it, no fair 🥺

farmer mic is still a disaster 💖