Woah It's Those Guyz

I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.

Alien: "What. What..?"

Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*

Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."

Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*

Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*

Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*

Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."

Hizashi: "I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore our way out of this one."

Aizawa: "Manslaughter it is, then."

Hizashi: "NO-"

Shouta: *exists*

Hizashi: this means nothing. I'm 16. These feelings will fade.

*fifteen years later*

Hizashi, sweating: any day now...

Seriously. We as a fandom do not talk enough about Mic being one of the strongest teachers

My favorite Radio Host, Present Mic 📸

Passerby: What an adorable little girl. Is she yours?

Eri: Hi!

Aizawa: Yes, we recently adopted her.

Passerby: Oh from abroad?

Aizawa: No, from the mob.

Passerby: Oh, uh o-ok

and it went down in history as the fattest bong rip of all time

Does Fantasy AU Aizawa turn into a wolf?

Aizawa, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Present Mic: …

Present Mic: What’s in the box?

Aizawa: What woul-

Present Mic: Shouta, what’s in the box?

Aizawa: I think you know