Aizawa, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Present Mic: …
Present Mic: What’s in the box?
Aizawa: What woul-
Present Mic: Shouta, what’s in the box?
Aizawa: I think you know
staff polaroids
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Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me
Thank you to the wonderous @corndog-patrol for providing us with the legend known as sprinkles in their villan mic AU which I couldn’t get enough of and drew at least 1 every day for a week to keep me drawing! (And probably draw more in the future I love them too much.)
Had to include both of them.
Thank you anon!!!!!!
Fresh after starting to date, Aizawa tries to be... risque.
Aizawa texts: Hello Hizashi. Would you care to receive some artful photographs of my nude form?
Yamada texts: Shou... why do you sext like Jigsaw??
Aizawa mutters while pulling his capture scarf threateningly tight around his neck: I will never recover from this.
Yamada peeks his head into the teachers lounge: Phew. Had to make sure you had your phone.. and not some tacky villain impersonating you or something.
Aizawa retreating into his sleeping bag: Never.
Inspired by this tweet.
It’s honestly so upsetting to see that the majority of people just don’t understand that Tomura doesn’t actually get enjoyment from killing people.
Tomura has literally felt so sick to his stomach that he has thrown up when he has killed people before.
The difference between all of the times Tomura has felt physically ill from killing people and all of the times that Tomura has gotten “enjoyment” from it (Tomura doesn’t feel enjoyment, he feels relief.) is that each time the person he killed had hurt him first.
Killing the people that hurt him is just genuinely the only thing that Tomura can think of to get them to finally stop so that they won’t hurt him anymore.
Tenko had originally reached out to his father for help, only for him to be struck by him with a gardening tool… and only then Tenko killed (with purpose) his father to stop him from hurting him again:
Tomura only wanted to kill the two drunk men after they had hurt him for literally just walking down the street:
Tomura wanting to kill the heroes that had hurt him (with the intention of killing him):
Tomura still doesn’t get enjoyment from killing people who hurt him, but he does experience relief from it…
((Edit: I would just like to clarify that the relief that Tomura feels from killing people that hurt him comes from knowing that they can’t hurt him anymore (relief that he is safe, even if temporarily) It does not come from him getting rid of the “itch” that he experiences (it always comes back, even after killing), like AFO groomed him into believing. I saw someone add that in the tags, and I realized that I never fully explained my thoughts on it. LOL.))
Not to mention, Tomura was literally GROOMED by All For One (which is something that people just like to ignore for some reason…) to even have this desire to kill people in the first place.
And even then Tomura doesn’t have the desire to kill people in the way that AFO wants!
His want for destruction stems from his inherent empathy for others, and his inability to understand how people are able to ignore the suffering of others. Not what All For One has groomed him into believing. (That Tomura’s want for destruction is an impulse that’s something inherent to him.)
Tomura has continued to have empathy for others despite AFO’s grooming, and has showed genuine kindness to the league on many occasions…
All of this is such an important aspect of Tomura’s character and being able to actually understand him, and it’s so disheartening constantly seeing people completely overlook this part of him.
You have reminded me of the Stardew Valley EraserMic AU and how much I miss it, no fair 🥺
farmer mic is still a disaster 💖
I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.
Alien: "What. What..?"
Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*
Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."
Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*
Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*
Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*
Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."
Thee kiddos