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Based on this video

I decided to colour this one.

Kim and Max and the adventures of running an alien child care centre

"Human Max I'd like you to meet Ezshi, they will be joining you soon in the youngling centre."

"Oh hey there buddy, nice to meet you!"

"Now, what do we say Ezshi?"

*croc sounding hissing and snarling*

"Ezshi! You apologize right this instant!!"

"...oh boy"

days later~

"I don't know what to do! The kid won't stop hissing at me everytime they see me! As soon as they spot me they flare up and won't stop hissing at me, they almost bit me when I tried giving them their chocolate milk!! I don't know how I'll survive this year Kim."

"That's rough buddy," she gives sympathy pats to him. "but why don't you try my method? Y'know, the one I used with my siblings and cousins."

"Kim if I did that I would get fired."

"Yes, in an earth school you would without question buuut...here?"

"...here I wouldn't! Kim you genius!"

later....

"Ah, human Kim, I am here to pick up Ezshi early today. May you point me to them?"

"Yeah sure, right over there with Max." she points to a large crowd of children and parents.

"Thank you Human Kim."

"Of course....maybe I should've stalled them for a bit...shoot."

"Ezshi! Where are you? Ah, there you-- oh my."

In the middle of the crowd is Ezshi and Max both hissing and snarling at each other. The young reptilian slowly advancing towards the human, eyes slitted.

"EZSHI! Youngling you will stop this at--!"

"Wait Mx. Ezshi's Bubba! Maxie is okay, look look!"

"Youngling Human please release your tiny hands off me, I must save your 'Maxee'...huh."

Max advances as well but more predatory like, circling around the youngling until their back hits a table. Jumping onto it thinking it'll make them look more intimidating, Ezshi hisses down at the lowly human. No one interferes, especially the other reptilian and predator like species.

"Okay now here it comes Max, remember not too much spit and be aggressive!"

Back straight, toes pointed, chin up, the young man closes the gap between them with a headbutt while releasing a roar. Silence. Until finally, with eyes dilated, Ezshi chirps and bows their little head.

"Aw, its okay buddy. Now go get your stuff, your Bubba is here."

"Thank you caretaker Maxee! Lets do that again!"

"Human Max how did you know how to assert dominance among my people? Was it Tarlak's family? Tigihalaxes and Repilixes do share similar customs..." they muse.

"Oh it was Kim."

"Yep!"

"And how, may I ask, do you know how to assert dominance among my people Human Kim?"

"My siblings and cousins."

"....you were taught by your human kin?"

"Some of them started to roar and hiss while we goofed around and to make sure they still listened to me while we did this I would 'assert dominance' by doing exactly what Max did."

"I thought humans did not have displays of dominance and that everyone is to be treated equally, like a herd."

"Yes thats right."

"But you just said..."

"Oh that was just us playing around. We still do it every now and then, just over the holidays my little sister and me did the equivalent of the gorlazitics display of dominance."

"For fun??? And not to be the new leader? No one was killed?"

"Save for our mother's opinion of us, no."

"Are you sure you two are herbivores?"

"The proper term is vegetarian, which is what I am, Kim is a pescatarian."

"May the fish forgive me for finding them so delicious in sushi form."

You know what is great? MHA: school brief, that's what. Not only they are Slice of life, but they're totally unhinged too.

(Wasted Aizawa while looking 100 sober is ✨ great ✨)

Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: I don’t like that answer

Aizawa, hiding something in his capture scarf: I think we should adopt another kid!

Mic: No.

Aizawa: Why not?

Mic: Beacuse when you say ‘kid’, you mean ‘cat’, and we already have fifteen of those.

Aizawa, pulling a cat out: Sixteen.

She loves them very much

This takes place in my single fathers AU again hehe

List of terrifying phrases a human may say as a warning you are about to be in danger or hear a horrible story:

Hold my (insert drink, occasionally object)

I got this (results will very)

So what happened was (this indicates a story)

Let me explain (something bad happened that you may or may not know about)

I didn't do it (something bad happened that they may or may not be involved in)

(Insert other crewmembers name) did it (usually means they did it but is trying to blame others)

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I wish to speak to my lawyer (nearly without a doubt, they did it)

For (insert name) (usually a battle charge, regardless if there is a battle actually happening)

Leroy Jenkins (see above)

Run! (You should start running, don't ask questions)

Duck! (Lower yourself quickly or you will be hit by unknown flying object)

Watch this (this is usually a bad stunt that will end in pain, you usually can't stop them. If you use the phrase "this can not be done" or some form of this, it will only encourage them to prove you wrong)

Fucked around, now we find out (did something and waiting for the consequences)

I would like to see (a person or group, usually a curse word) try that with me (a threat, don't try it with them)

Don't ask questions (don't ask questions, you aren't prepared for horrible answers)

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