Remus Gets Sirius To Go To The Doctors By Telling Him They’re Going To The Dog Park

Sirius, to James, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad.

Mr Potter, to Mrs Potter, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :)

Perhaps my favorite thing about Crimson Rivers is that it makes Regulus Black canonically a Katniss Everdeen variant

Sirius = Haymitch

James = Peeta

Regulus = Katniss

Sirius: *sighs dramatically*

Remus: *ignores him*

Sirius: *sighs louder*

Remus: *keeps reading*

Sirius, throwing himself onto the floor: Oh my god, MOONY, ask me what’s wrong!

Lily attacked James when she started liking him because she thought he slipped her a love potion, only to be mortified when she realized he hadn’t. James, of course, was ecstatic.

Sirius: if being sexy was a crime, I’d be in serving life in prison for multiple homicides

Remus: Sirius, you did go to prison for multiple homocides

Sirius: …because I’m so sexy

Couldn’t stop thinking about cowboy Remus Lupin today and started smiling like a crazy person in the middle of class send help please

Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

People who need melatonin are weak. I have no problem falling asleep, unconscious is my favorite way to exist.

Sirius “Remus is an enigma, a genius, a mystery” Black and Remus “I put laundry detergent in the fridge once” Lupin.

James Potter never sits down while eating. Like he’ll just stand by the counter and eat while talking to everyone or he gets up constantly but he can never just sit down and eat a meal