Sirius: If Being Sexy Was A Crime, I’d Be In Serving Life In Prison For Multiple Homicides

Sirius: *sighs dramatically*

Remus: *ignores him*

Sirius: *sighs louder*

Remus: *keeps reading*

Sirius, throwing himself onto the floor: Oh my god, MOONY, ask me what’s wrong!

Evan Rosier does sock shoe sock shoe

James Potter never sits down while eating. Like he’ll just stand by the counter and eat while talking to everyone or he gets up constantly but he can never just sit down and eat a meal

I love how we measure our lives in years because each year is a revolution around the sun and we’re physically in the same place each year but we’ve changed and aged and the world is different but we’re going in the same circle over and over again and by nature life is both cyclical and progressive

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.

Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

Remus and Regulus would celebrate the ides of march together and start handing out knives to everyone in Hogwarts until McGonagall made them stop. The week of detention was totally worth it.

No one knows where they got the knives, and they refuse to tell anyone, but the students always seem a little more scared of the two of them after that.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts