Sirius “Remus Is An Enigma, A Genius, A Mystery” Black And Remus “I Put Laundry Detergent In The

Sirius being really worried that Regulus’s future boyfriend wouldn’t know how to handle him being trans and Regulus getting hurt, then Sirius being elated when he finds out James (HIS James) is Regulus’ boyfriend and sitting down with James to make sure he will treat Regulus right.

Perhaps my favorite thing about Crimson Rivers is that it makes Regulus Black canonically a Katniss Everdeen variant

Sirius = Haymitch

James = Peeta

Regulus = Katniss

My roommate is watching Harry Potter while I’m reading Choices and I have a feeling we’re in very different worlds right now

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

People who need melatonin are weak. I have no problem falling asleep, unconscious is my favorite way to exist.

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

Whenever Regulus sees something ugly he points at it and says “Look James, it looks just like you”

“Separate the art from the artist”

The art: Dudley was very fat and ugly and stupid and fat and he weighed as much as a whale because he was extremely fat and stupid

I imagined that Pandora had once sewn and given each of her friends a doll for their birthday that looked like them. Barty and Evan got the same dolls. Whenever Barty is bored and alone, he takes his doll, takes Evan's doll, and pretends they're kissing (and doing other things the world doesn't want to know about, yk)

James Potter is not allowed to have coffee because he becomes far too energized for anyone to handle