Master Lloyd Taking The Kids Out For Ice Cream

Yes, finally someone said it! Listen guys, I'm all in for representation and all, but I think people who make human Perry short and mute are kind of missing the point. Perry is short and mute because he is a platypus, not for a platypus. He is at least avarage size compared to the other platypuses we see in the show and he definitely can comunicate in the usual way with other animals.

Like that one time he asked that beaver to free him from his bubble.

Even Layla seems perfectly able to understand what he's saying for some reason.

And if it's because of that time Phineas and Ferb built an animal-translator, I'm pretty sure he was just trying to keep his cover so he just made a random noise.

So yeah, I don't see any reason why human Perry couldn't be verbal.

Why's perry the human always mute? Dudes always talkative as an ANIMAL people just cant understand him. Its more realistic if human perry speaks only Ferblatin or something like that with doofenshmirtz to fuck with him and then goes home and speaks normal english with the flynn fletcher family

Yeah, I don't even know

Cole: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lloyd:

Cole: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Green Bean? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lloyd: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my M&Ms, Cole.

!! DONT SKIP !! donations urgently needed They are only at €5,561 out of €50,000 goal

I was contacted by Nader to draw pictures for and help spread his brother Abdulsalam Al-Anqar’s fundraiser to save their family. Nader is a 17 year old boy who lives in Gaza with his family: parents Ahmed (54) and mother Iman (49), brothers Abdulsalam (26), Mohammed (14), and Omar (21) and Abdulsalam’s wife and their one year old daughter Iman. Imagine it was your sibling, your friend, your son, who should be in school or with his friends, who instead has to hide from bombs and ask for help online to save his family. His family have suffered through one year of genocide. All of you are their hope to get to safety.

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Abdulsalams daughter Iman is only one year old and has lived most her life in a war zone. She is suffering from malnutrition. It’s every fathers worst nightmare to see their child starve and not be able to feed her. Please help him feed his daughter and get her to safety. No child should grow up hearing the sound of bombs. Every child has the right to food and safety. You can help give Iman the childhood she should have, where she can sleep in a safe bed at night with a full stomach.

Their father Ahmed has cancer and needs surgery and medication. It is not possible to get the treatment he needs in Gaza. every day his illness is left untreated, the cancer will continue to spread through his body, so he very urgently needs money for treatment and travel. If you help them get to their goal, you are saving their fathers life. Don’t let this family who have already lost so much lose their father, husband, and grandfather

Nader has showed me pictures of this explosion close to them, thankfully they were able to get away. Every day they stay in Gaza their lives are at risk from israeli bombs. Every day and hour counts. I know there are compassionate and kind people who are willing to help. every euro helps, YOUR donation will bring them one moment closer to safety. With love and hope I’m asking you to give what you can, I believe in the kind people of the world and I beg you to not let them die. If you can’t donate, please share so it may reach people who can.

Never forget that palestinians are not numbers on a list of deaths. Please think of each of them, think of their names and faces and know that you can help them. I think of them every day. I think of the hopes and dreams they should achieve, I think of their education, their future, and the love they show when they work hard every day to get help. You may feel powerless to stop this genocide, but you have the power to save Abdulsalam and his family. I dream that the day will come soon where they may use their days to rest and recover from what they’ve been through, where they can share a meal and laugh and the children will play, instead of having to use their time to beg the world to listen and help them. We can make this possible.

50 000 euros is a lot of money for one person to give, but for all of us together, it can be done. Please don’t look away.

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Tang: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Pigsy: I only like dark humor.

Tang, turning off the lights: What do you call a fake noodle?

Pigsy:

Tang: An IMPASTA!

I think it's mostly because Perry is technically paid to visit Doofenshmirtz every day and listen to his evil plans. Yeah, I doubt OWCA expects Perry to provide actual comfort or support for his nemesis, which he does anyway, but it's still his job to stop Doofenshmirtz by whichever means he sees fit. Perry knows when to use force and when to use empathy and that's why I always loved his character.

People who have the "Perry the Platypus is Doofenshmirtz' therapist" headcanon , Do you never had a friend that you think therapists are the only people who listen to you? So fucking sad...

Wyldfyre: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

So I was eating a KitKat the other day.

This actually made a lot of sense in my head.