Here’s A VHS That Was Really Popular When I Was Finding The Internet.  Is It Fake, Probably, Is It

“ 20 - bisexual - I'm here to get high and have fun. be my sugar daddy and ask for my PayPal “

man, am I tempted.  Thank god for that feminist movement eh ladies?  It did wonders. ( this is why we haven’t had a woman president yet, teehee ) I mean, err, something something susan B anthony, i love your mind as much as your body yadda yadda can I get your number?  Oh your friend i don’t know did something not funny but you think its funny because you have an ascued vision of the world and the things in it?  Do tell me all about that funny story at lengths disproportionately long for even a good story.

Drunk words are only sober thoughts.

(via queen-caittt)

“ Sometimes i feel so happy, sometime I feel so sad.  Sometimes I feel so happy, but mostly you just, make me mad, baby you just, make me mad. Linger on, your pale blue eyes, linger on, your pale blue eyes.  Thought of you as my mountaintop, thought of you as my peak, thought of you as everything, I’ve had but, couldn’t keep, I’ve had but couldn’t keep.”

#14 - Good 2 [1]

(Text Description - The comic is 5 panels. Normal is gazing through his window, holding his “world’s most normal robot” mug. Some pigeons are sat along the balcony rail outside. One particularly friendly birb coos. Normal takes a sip from his mug and replies “yes. Good.”)

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I dont have boobs so I have to win people over the hard way, you know, wit, and intelligence and, skills therein.  It’s not going so well...maybe if i change my tumblr name to tweakerbarbie people will love me.  The again MY dad hugged me so I dont need that daddy hug from strangers.  Hat off to the dumb sluts of tumblr, cant imagine why ya parents dont give a flying fuck about ya, have some more meth i mean you have a 7th grade education, surely your brain can handle the damage.

Drug Users on Tumblr

There seems to me, to be two main, and clear catagories on tumblr

Category 1: Sad brainwashed 12 step recovery Jesus freaks

Category 2: little like, spoiled white bitches that think its super cool they can suck enough dick to get meth each day

of course there are alot of sub categories, I fully support the hallucinogenic crowd, theyre generally good thoughtful people ( go figure ) or theyre like teenagers that havent done it but are super into pink floyd, its ok, start dreams small.

SO, a few thoughts:

Category 1: You’re everything people hate about mormons, except unlike mormons you are still egocentric as fuck and help no one around you and still only think of yourself, and youre faggy little brainwashed recovery

Category 2: hahahahaha, what can i say, enjoy those 5 years you’re fuckable I guess there toothless, dont fall through a crack in the floor now.  ( I’m so cool, i live with my parents and have zero education and enough free time to take selfies with my crack pipe 6 times a day everyday, so other crackpipe enthusiasts can click like )

“ TRUTH IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE, it is what it is and you must bend to its power or live a lie “ - Miyamoto Musashi

2pm and I’m already basically shitfaced.  Happy sabbath jesus, love the hair.

The present state of theoretical physics implies that empty space has all this energy and that matter is a slight increase of that energy and therefore matter is like a small ripple on this tremendous ocean of energy, having some relative stability and being manifest. Therefore my suggestion is that this implicate order implies a reality immensely beyond what we call matter. Matter itself is merely a ripple in this background.

David Bohm (1917-1992),

Dialogues with Scientists and Sages: The Search for Unity

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Concerning Horoscopes and Tarot Cards

A short summation, Horoscopes: bullshit, Tarot: Psychologically useful, but not for the reasons you think.  Fun fact, men ONLY know horoscopes because women place some weird emphasis on it, fun fact if you let sign compatibility dictate who you date, you deserve to be alone and we dont need your genes in the genepool.

Tarot is interesting ( not mystic at all ) in that depending what pattern you draw, its usually like this is the problem, this is a thing(s) effecting the problem, heres the things affecting you making a decision on how to solve the obstacles of the problem yadda yadda yadda.  theres nothing mystic about it, it just forces you to focus on your problems and possible causes and solutions.

In summation, horoscopes, kill yourself, dont care if youre a virgo or whatever, thats Babylonian babble.  Tarot, try it sometime