"Hello, I would like to buy a gun"
-Absolutely all of us after reading All The Young Dudes
Chibi Kanon bc I absolutely love him 🌹💕💕
Tommy: I wasn't so drunk last night!
Vince: You tried to mark Nikki's face with a marker saying "it was important"
Tommy: It is! *Sobs*
James: I'm madly in love with you, I would die and kill for you and just to have you by my side like omg you're the cutest man I've ever seen and I would burn the whole world if you asked me
Dave: Uh, what?
James: If you had homework, fucking autocorrect
Dave: James this is a verbal conversation
James:
Slash: what do you have?
Izzy: depression
Slash:
Slash: for the song, Isbell, for the song
Psychiatrist: I think you may have PTSD
Axl: Yeah
Axl: A Prolific Talent for Sucking Di-
Psychiatrist: And we also need to talk about your humor as a coping mechanism
Nikki: I need help with this crossword,6-letter synonym for fool or dumb...
Mick: Thomas
Nikki: Wow! It fits perfectly
Tommy:
Junior: Time to rise and shine! The sun is already out
Dave: Tf you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
Shaka: JUST BECAUSE YOU CONFUSE ME SEXUALLY DOESN'T MEAN I FEEL THREATENED BY YOU
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