Tommy: I Wasn't So Drunk Last Night!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have PTSD

Axl: Yeah

Axl: A Prolific Talent for Sucking Di-

Psychiatrist: And we also need to talk about your humor as a coping mechanism

Junior: Time to rise and shine! The sun is already out

Dave: Tf you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

SEGA WTF WITH MIZU5??????

Anyway, hear me out, i need an Akito focus where after he suprass RAD weekend he starts preasuring himself more and more to the point he stops eating and all of that with the sole purpose of getting better to be "worthy" of standing next to his partners' side and he gets that so bad that he literally passes out due exhaustion

All of us after Mizu5:

Shaka: JUST BECAUSE YOU CONFUSE ME SEXUALLY DOESN'T MEAN I FEEL THREATENED BY YOU

Mū:

No bc Dorian was a dumb sweetheart before meeting the slut of Lord Henry Wotton and now he's depressed and anxious

Jester ★

My cute kitty cat 💕 💖

Nikki to Mick: FUCK YOU

Nikki to Vince: FUCK YOU

Nikki to Tommy: FUCK ME-

I just hate how Sirius in the fanon is now just a plain Twink 😭😭 like bruh- it was an amazing character before 2021! Now it's just smol Sirius Blackie who needs Big Alpha Remus Lupin to protect him. Back in the time this guy was a rude punk rocker, sure with issues but that's what made the character cool! Now they added too much head cannon. And also Remus! He was this worm book and now he's a male alpha with all the bitches behind him

...

But I still love some fanfics and fanarts-

Jester ★

"Hello, I would like to buy a gun"

-Absolutely all of us after reading All The Young Dudes

Dave: God doesn't make anyone ugly!Lars: Aw, thanks!

Dave: but who the hell made you?

Lars:

Lars: *kicks him out of the band*