James: I'm madly in love with you, I would die and kill for you and just to have you by my side like omg you're the cutest man I've ever seen and I would burn the whole world if you asked me
Dave: Uh, what?
James: If you had homework, fucking autocorrect
Dave: James this is a verbal conversation
James:
Hello!!!! This is my Tumblr? Where I'm supposed to post silly things abt whatever. Anyways, here's something for you to know me better ;)
I'm jester!!! I don't have a name. Just jester. An aquarius, ENTP and Hufflepuff jester who wants nothing but to have a good time here and maybe make you spend one too!!
I'm into metal and hard rock, my fav bands being Megadeth, Mötley Crüe and Guns n' Roses, I'm also a Potterhead but focused on the marauders era. I'm into a loooooot of fandoms so I won't specialize in just one of them. Here's some of them so you can have an idea:
Marauders
Saint Seiya
Megadeth
Guns n' Roses
Creepypastas
Bungo Stray Dogs
The Mentalist
Clowns (Pierrot, mime, jester, etc)
The Portrait Of Dorian Gray
Have a good time!!!! (English is not my first language)
Slash: what do you have?
Izzy: depression
Slash:
Slash: for the song, Isbell, for the song
"Hello, I would like to buy a gun"
-Absolutely all of us after reading All The Young Dudes
I just hate how Sirius in the fanon is now just a plain Twink 😭😭 like bruh- it was an amazing character before 2021! Now it's just smol Sirius Blackie who needs Big Alpha Remus Lupin to protect him. Back in the time this guy was a rude punk rocker, sure with issues but that's what made the character cool! Now they added too much head cannon. And also Remus! He was this worm book and now he's a male alpha with all the bitches behind him
...
But I still love some fanfics and fanarts-
Jester ★
No bc Dorian was a dumb sweetheart before meeting the slut of Lord Henry Wotton and now he's depressed and anxious
Jester ★
Dave: God doesn't make anyone ugly!Lars: Aw, thanks!
Dave: but who the hell made you?
Lars:
Lars: *kicks him out of the band*
SEGA WTF WITH MIZU5??????
Anyway, hear me out, i need an Akito focus where after he suprass RAD weekend he starts preasuring himself more and more to the point he stops eating and all of that with the sole purpose of getting better to be "worthy" of standing next to his partners' side and he gets that so bad that he literally passes out due exhaustion
All of us after Mizu5:
Junior: Time to rise and shine! The sun is already out
Dave: Tf you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
Nikki to Mick: FUCK YOU
Nikki to Vince: FUCK YOU
Nikki to Tommy: FUCK ME-
Chibi Milo bc I absolutely love him too 💕💕