Satosugu Coded Poem Ahahahahhahah

I love this loser so much it hurts.

Yes

Heroes of Olympus + Onion Headlines (2/?) [art: x x x x x x x]

In addition to my post about Touya. I think Enji loved the idea of Touya more than he actually loved Touya the child, and the same goes for Shoto.

stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it

bbnos being the new benadryl cucumberpatch???

Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭

everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.

"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"

"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"

"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"

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"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"

"effie calm down love-"

"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"

"EFFIE!"

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"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."

"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"

"Did he just murder his teacher"

"I believe so"

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"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"

"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"

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"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"

"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"

"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."

"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."

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"oh harry."

"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"

"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"

"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"

"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"

"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."

"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."

"Monty!"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"

"effie-"

"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"

"EFFIE!"

effie and monty looking judging harrys bs in heaven #2 because i need more of these

"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"

"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"

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"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"

"yes he did"

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"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"

"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"

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"He's just like James, isn't he?"

"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"

"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."

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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"

"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"

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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"

"Monty-"

"She could really use some Sleekeazy"

"Monty!"

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"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"

"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"

"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"

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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"

"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"

"he gets it from you, monty."

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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"

"be nice monty"

"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"

"monty!"

"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"

"MONTY!"

Do we have a greatest real estate developer community????

Marauders as shit my friends have said #2

"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"

- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice