Bbnos Being The New Benadryl Cucumberpatch???

ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt

missing my #1 oldtown hater queen

I love this loser so much it hurts.

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.

in my shigadabi brainrot era folks

Yummylicious

Dabi stare tho 👀

Forever angsting over these two. And forever projecting

Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand?

percy weasley had a rat as a pet for the sole reason of using it as a test subject for all his spells and experiments.

halfway though his fourth year, percy had spilt extremely flammable potion onto the very conscious peter pettigrew and the rat suffered severe burns.

in the weeks that it took to recover, all peter could think of was how the voldemort would have done was kill him had he refused to give up the potters' location, and how the fate he had subjected himself to was one worse than death.

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

we were girls together

Marauders as shit my friends have said #2

"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"

- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice

daeron, on the phone with alicent: mom, he's in the kitchen again. aemond, reading a cake recipe aloud: "beat three eggs." aemond: in what? hand to hand combat? alicent: GET HIM OUT.