I love this loser so much it hurts.
When its finally mango season again
I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:
Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”
Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”
Heroes of Olympus + Onion Headlines (2/?) [art: x x x x x x x]
Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real
thinking abt this tweet again
this but with stanford/stanley pines
Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅
I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE
brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now
Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
endeavour they could never make me like you