My Apologies If This Has Already Been Posted Here But Im Sharing This. Here Is What Someone Said On Twitter

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.

hello Saints! I'm just a little bit too medicated and I finally got the bravery to ask: toughts in percyver?

10/10 perciver is so fire…. i just think that if percy weasley had to endure 20+ years of being vaguely homophobically harassed by his overbearing family under the thinnest veil of getting labeled “prissy” and “odd” and asked when he’s bringing home a nice girl, he DESERVES to show up at a Weasley Gathering post-amicable-divorce with an unbelievably handsome and adoring professional quidditch player on his arm. it’s so canon to me.

Regulus: What are you two arguing about this time?

Evan: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Barty: Cry me a table, Evan.

i was not made for hookup culture, i was made for the most soul crushing experience ever. i was born to feel everything entirely and endlessly. i was made to feel everything deeply

Remus in jegulus fics: i am something of an all knowing all powerful god who can only be compared to an omniscient narrator. the story, the plot, and every single relationship - romantic or otherwise - would fall apart without me and everyone knows it as they all come to me for input and advise and i am happy to give it

Remus in wolfstar fics: sirius is something of an all knowing all powerful god. the world starts and stops with him and i am a mere mortal hoping only to catch one glimpse of his divinity. perhaps today he will smile in my direction and also idk what is going on around me at all. sirius is the only thing i think about and also i yelled at him today for no reason :/

Barty "Barbie has a great day everyday" Crouch Jr and Evan "but Ken only has a great day when Barbie looks at him" Rosier

i might just be a little late to the party, but you know how the marauders fandom has made all these jegulus takes on magnum's starchaser and sunlover ice creams? THEY KNOW!

ever since seeing their reply to this comment on one of their instagram posts, i am scared and excited to see if they will actually make a wolfstar ice cream, and, if they do, how it'll be