I Was Not Made For Hookup Culture, I Was Made For The Most Soul Crushing Experience Ever. I Was Born

today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something

Random Rosekiller Headcanons I have bc I'm bored:

Evan has like really bad circulation so he's like ALWAYS cold

Evan's taller

Barty is like a little menace and Evan likes to just sit there and watch (and yeah, sometime he'll join)

Evan had loved Barty for like forever but it took Barty literal years to figure it out and quickly made his move but Evan did not catch on to Barty liking him until he was like, literally kissing him

Barty originally fell for Regulus which like broke Evan

They both actively tried to summon ghosts

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

WE ALREADY MISS U GURL

anyone: mentions the marauders

me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)

also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them

LMFAO?

Reblog to kill it faster

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

Reblog to give Regulus Black a hug.

(all hugs collected will be given to Regulus by James)