Random Rosekiller Headcanons I Have Bc I'm Bored:

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

DARRRRLINGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAIIIILLLL

-But it's Barty standing in front of Evan's grave

🔲 relax shoulders/jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

Why do you have trust issues?

Baby, I've been betrayed by people I would've died for.

cringe mclean. is that anything

I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

im not in the td fandom i am in the pahkitew island fandom