Regulus Black Is A Brutally Honest Pathological Liar, In This Essay I Will-

reblog if you like girls and pasta

this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

LMFAO?

me[normal], consuming any of your skittles posts: oh theyre going to have to put me down after this one

skittles au where regulus meets barty on a tinder date. barty shows up insanely hungover & wearing an oversized misfits longsleeve with a hole in the elbow & a nicotine patch. he claims he has a “coupon” for mini golfing. the course is 45 minutes away. barty pauses the date halfway because he gets a text that looks like a corporate email (it opens with “As per my last text,” and ends with “Regards”) and he swerves over to park by the side of the highway to frantically answer

evan asked him for help hunting frogs by a woodland ditch (it rained recently) and barty cancels the entire date to show up with a disgruntled regulus in tow. who stands there getting offended that barty couldn’t bother planning a date but is willing to fling himself into a muddy ditch at 2pm for this blonde freak who has said all of three words (“Yes” “No” and “Careful”) the entire evening.

regulus is growing increasingly concerned at the way evan is sitting primly on a log w/ his hands folded in his lap just EYEBALLING barty. barty unfortunately looks very charmed & delighted at the opportunity to make a fool of himself at evan’s feet. regulus asks evan why he even needs wild frogs in the first place. evan doesn’t say anything but his look says: “don’t worry about it”

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

my sister had to physically walk me away from a graveyard because i kept infodumping whenever i saw someone with the same name as a marauders era character 😭😭😭😭

i pay attention to things that most people ignore (i point out things that are related to james potter)

i love your posts did you forget to take your meds

idk how to explain this but i love rosekiller because they're literally insanely in love with each other. they would die for each other and they would kill for each other. evan saw barty's red flags and said i want him even more. barty saw evan's flaws and struggles and thought i could unfix this guy. they're not bringing out the best in the other, they're making each others worse <3

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet