What Studying Literature Feels Like

the fact that I made that Hannibal/Junjou post three years ago and now I have seen two other posts saying the same thing,,,, I was before my time,,,, the people didn’t want to hear my gospel they didn’t want to hear the TRUTH

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

Jack: I saw you were adopted, did you have a different name before then?

Hannibal: Ah yes. Chase. Chase Arnold Patrick Gripper.

Jack: Hm... Chase A. P. Gripper, huh? ....nah nothing suspicious here

buy ur man some nice jewelry like a shock collar and a house arrest anklet

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