Am I Wet? Am I On My Period? Did I Pee My Pants?- Next On Wtf Is Going On Down There.

Storks (2016)

The signs as things I've heard AP students say

Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.

Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.

Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.

Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?

Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.

Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!

Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!

Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.

Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.

Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"

"Did you just say hashtag?"

"Hashtag fuck u"

Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.

Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.

I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:

i’m glad that marvel thought of a title that could resonate with the fans

Blep

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

I aspire to one day be this extra,

That’s right tho!😊😏