Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.
Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.
Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.
Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?
Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.
Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!
Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!
Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.
Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.
Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"
"Did you just say hashtag?"
"Hashtag fuck u"
Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.
Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.
Why is no one talking this!!!
yall this is the trailer that played before Us thats about a lesbian in high school? i just felt really happy watching it??? also lisa kudrow and billie lourd??? HELLO???
yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
While I’m here, these are just a few things I want followers who aren’t in New Zealand and don’t know what it’s like here to know:
1. The prime minister, and now most media outlets here, HAVE labelled it as an act of terrorism from someone with extremist views. No one is saying he’s mentally ill, and no one is saying he’s a lone wolf.
2. This is most likely the biggest terror attack in New Zealand in nearly 30 years. (Edit: its officially the worst mass shooting in the entire history of the country. I’m sick). This isn’t just another mass shooting for us, and we’re all panicked for a reason.
3. With 49 confirmed dead now, it’s guaranteed we’ll at least know someone who knows someone who was in that mosque. It’s a small country.
4. While they’re not perfect, the police here aren’t corrupt. They are here to help anyone who feels unsafe, and they will be taking measures to keep Muslims safe especially. Already they’re not letting white people into the mosque in my city.
Please, stay safe everyone, and please read reputable sources before reblogging every little thing you see about this.
What Your Favorite Doctor Who Ship Says About You
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