My Prediction For Ultrakill Is That It's Gonna Turn Out Gabriel Is A Machine,

I thought that would be harder

IF I DO NOT BEAT SISYPHUS PRIME BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER 2023. I WILL DRAW HIM EATING PINEAPPLE SORBET. BECAUSE I HAVE A PINT OF IT IN MY FRIDGE THAT I FUCKING LOVE AND IT WILL BE MY VICTORY MEAL FOR DEFEATING HIM.

When I was a young boy, my browser, took me into the city. . . to see a marching band.

WELCOME TO THE NEWGROUNDS PARADE

Someone probably already made this joke but When John came out to Garcia about being bi, Garcia told him without hesitation "your not getting out of the war on demons hijo"

the long awaited sequel,

Garica and Micheal

(for some reason very comfortable)

The two people on the bridge and faithless John

(critter John inspired by cosmicwofl978 love their stuff)

john

Ye,

Gary

John loves you Au jon comprehending the horrors

Birth day,

possesd john, Amy, the twins, Micheal,Lisa, Garcia

Ladies night!!

Lisa, Miriam, Amy, Micheal, the lady on the bridge

A day at the amusement park,

Gary, Tiffany, John, Amy, Garcia

Micheal bringing fire to hell

Amy, Michael

Keep em coming yall, and thank y'all for sending the cursed images

Therapist: Manly Parasec isn't real she can't hurt you

Manly Parasec:

It gets worse under the cut

Land of the lustrous/ houseki no kuni and ultrakill have so much in common it's not even funny. But I fucking love it, now here me out.

Humanity is dead and the things that have come after are threatened by the remains of what came before. Nihilism is present in both series aswell as religious themes and a character being corrupted by realizing how things truly work.

The lunarians from hnk being the souls of humans simply wanting to pass on while the husks from Ultrakill being the remains of said humans bodies in hell.

Kongo sensei in hnk being like ultrakill heaven by desperately trying to make the lustrous live like how humans did long before them even carving them into a more humanoid shape. While heaven in ultrakill tries desperately to keep the things the same as they always have been even long after humanity's death and the disappearance of god.

The lustrous in hnk being like the machines in ultrakill. Both being what comes after humanity desperately trying to pick up the pieces and caught in between the battle of the lunarians/ heaven and Congo sensei/ hell.

Phos and Gabriel would also be similar in how they both started with a strong almost positive outlook before haveing said outlook being shake To its core by a loss of something apart of their body. Gabriel haveing lost his light and his faith shaken by V1 and the council takeing his said light leaving him to die within 24 hours and phos haveing lost their legs, arms, And head as well as most of their memories granted I'll say phos has changed far more then Gabriel has (so far) in ultrakill.

Both series also have a sense of nilalism though both with a different take on it. Ultrakill take being (in large part due to mirage) that the pointlessness of it all is what makes life worth living while hnk has a much more somber and sobering take of "to live is to suffer,"

And another thing!! Both series have largely non binary casts! Hnk because they are all rocks and the few Charaters that are gendered are lunarians, while ultrakill has robots and husks who you couldn't tell what gender they are anyway with the only cannonical gendered characters being either angels or prime souls!

And don't even get me started about the religious themes in both series! Hnk of course being Buddhist (I might've gotten that wrong please don't butcher me) and ultrakill being Christian.

I could go on but I haven't read hnk in like a year. And I don't wanna get this to too wrong.

AU or smth Tell me you can see my vision please I'm going insane (The Unknown is my scrunkly Smiley and I like how uncanny he is)

Arthur: I'm not talking to you john

Martin: yeah I wouldn't wanna talk to him rn either

Fun fact! Dandy is short for Andy which is short for Andrew!

Meaning hypothetically Dandy's real first name is Andrew!

And honestly...

He just looks like an Andrew,