When I Was A Young Boy, My Browser, Took Me Into The City. . . To See A Marching Band.

No little British boy! Don't go on an overseas work trip to Russia!

Let me add, if you will, cider is the type of person to have had some sort of brain- back up thing, kinda like a copy of his conscious on what ever thingamajig

au where the whole voder thing on 1/5/20 goes horribly wrong & voder actually ends up killing cider like it was instructed to & dandy has to live with the fact that he indirectly killed cider by opening the door & otto has to live with the fact that he directly killer cider by instructing voder to do so knowing that voder was fully capable of doing so & follows every order it's given. :^)

Beauty incarnate

He says left and right so much, i had to do it

My prediction for ultrakill is that it's gonna turn out Gabriel is a machine,

Like plot twist he was built by the council. Turns out he's no better then V1

I doubt it and I don't really have much evidence but if I had a nickel for eachother of my friends thought he was a robot and not an angel on first sight I'd have two nickels,

Jesus Christ that is horrifying

Saw this in the subway station today & I really thought it was Micheal at first...tma brain rot got me

So a year after I finished the Magnus archives I got a job at a library. (Completely coincidental)

And imma be honest I think Tma gave me a romanticized view of what this job would be like. (Shocking, and yes I know archives and libraries are different)

But good lord the amount of shit that's happened that feels like if tma was a sitcom.

First off,

I think I discovered a leitner. The book was titled "eye on Russia" in our libraries non fiction section.it wasn't leather bound like leitner's in tma but it might as well have been. So for some reason this book catches my eye and I'm like "ooo! What's this?" I open it up and I shit you not this book of the corruption spits what's either asbestos, old paper glue that's turned into dust or idk what the fuck that shit was. It spat that shit right into my face my lips where chapped for WEEKS. I Told one of my higher ups (who looks EXACTLY like what I imagined jurgein leitner looked like. In fact thinking about it he sounds like him but not British) that "hey I think this book is falling apart"

and he was like "nah it's fine". Other then the spitting dust it was fine.

The funny thing about it is that I keep finding that it's not in it's place and some poor soul has checked it out unknowing of the Eldritch dust it emits.

Don't even get me started about the fish heist or the goddamn kids room ac remote.

if you dropped Dr Jekyll in the modern day he’d be distraught that cocaine is illegal and he’d cry and scream and throw up and flip the table

Just imagined Gabe fully asleep and the drone just starring into his helmet before chirping as loudly as they can scarring the shit out of Gabe and waking him up

(inspired by my dog)

Do Gabe and v1 ever adopt a pet or anything? Like one day V1 brings back the cancerous rodent and just starts taking care of it? Or like a drone they found that's little gun was broken so it couldn't shoot so now it just floats around the house?

oh!!! pets!!! i talked a little about v1 adopting "succulents" in the form of weird little hell masses which are....kind of....alive? it both waters them and sprinkles them with blood because it has no clue what demons eat or if they need to eat, but they seem to do ok lol but now i'm in love with a little broken drone buzzing around their apartment...drones have much more limited ai but the terminals do say they're curious...and can you IMAGINE....gabe and v1 sitting on the couch together....a little drone resting on gabe's lap.....GUAHHH

I have already written about the Amphibia and Eddsworld crossover, but this time I also drew a couple of pictures, because I really like this idea, mew. think a lot about the toad army and Paul and Patryck as toads….

Just realized I never @muzzleroars right on this one, sorry!

Text transcript:

Gabe: we are not takeing it home

Later

V1: playing with them like dolls

I wanted to draw muzzleroars fallen gabe so bad lol