Trying Out A New Style, I Like It!

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

Y'all remember when I said

"WhY lUfFy So SmAlL?"

Yeah well, he's still taller than me 🥲👍

I open the window fully to let the breeze flow in because whenever I pull it to, it makes a groaning noise

But late one night, when I drew the curtains back to open the window fully, I realised it was only groaning because it couldn't get inside

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

(SPOILERS)

Just thinking that Luffy is rubber yeh? Well, does that mean when he got scorched by Akainu he gave off the burnt Rubber smell?

I don't know why but it's hilarious to me 😂

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

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We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍