✨✨Pre Time Skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

Sabo: Ah, well looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one

Ace: Manslaughter it is

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!

Luffy

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

Do you think... We're brothers in every universe?

I hope so because otherwise we could be lovers in one

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING WEIRD DAN?

*Long Dramatic Sigh*

Well, it's time.

You guys have probably noticed me stopping posting.

I'm afraid it's because....

I HAVE FALLEN OUT THE FANDOM!!

Oh woe is me. I'm sorry my loyal (yet few) followers. But it's just that way 😔

Anyway, yeah. New hyperfixation

The Amazing Digital Circus ✨

Because AWOOGA That chess piece looking a little TOO fine.......

:)

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Sanji: Marimo, would you love me if I were a worm?

Zoro: .....You're human?

Sanji: .....

Zoro: .....

*LOUD FIGHTING NOISES*