Dispatch: *following Leo*

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me

Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]

Leo: Understandable, have a good day.

Aron: Would you call me self-centered?

Dylan: No, not to your face

Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ken: Has anyone seen Hongbin?

Hongbin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Ravi: you’re the ocean

Hongbin: explain.

Ravi: so fucking salty

Johnny : *coughs violently*

Charlie : don’t die

Johnny : don’t tell me what to do

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Danny: Hi! I'm Daniel Murillio, and you are?

Jorel: Questioning my sexuality.