Aron: Would You Call Me Self-centered?

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?

Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.

Dylan: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-

Amen

wooyoung: all clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Woozi: cool

Woozi: wait, how old are you?

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me

*highschool universe*

Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys

Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?

Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school

N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?

Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro

Leo recording with a proud dad smile

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't