Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]
Leo: Understandable, have a good day.
Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?
Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious
Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody
The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God
DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
Randi: You’re an idiot.
Charlie: But I’m your idiot babe
Randi: [points at wedding ring] obviously.
Jorel: I’m gay
Dylan : I thought you were Italian?
Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.
Hongbin: Oh thank god.
Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
if you start playin hot enough at 11:57:19 taekwoon will scream at you into the new year
Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*
Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)
Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS
Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…
Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).
Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping
Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?
Woozi: yes, don't wake up