Judge: How Do You Plead?

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

Amen

wooyoung: all clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?

Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.

Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Dylan: Im...grounded?

Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!

Johnny: You disobeyed an order.

Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.

Danny:  We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Jordan and Dylan:  No need. we’ll remember.

(later)

 Danny: So.. what did you buy?

Jordan and Dylan: A panda.

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.