N: Hongbin, Why Aren't You Putting Your Clothes Away?

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Jorel: I’m gay

Dylan : I thought you were Italian?

Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children

Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Ken: Target acquired

*fires nerf gun at Hongbin*

Ken: Target engaged

*Hongbin sprints towards Ken*

Ken: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!

Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?

Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung

Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo