Dylan: Im...grounded?

All of the bands

Green Day, Paramore , My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Of Mice And Men, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Linkin Park

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Jorel: I’m gay

Dylan : I thought you were Italian?

Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.

Dylan: it's okay, Johnny. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade

Johnny: that's a shitty advice

Johnny: why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?

Dylan: who is upsetting you that much??

Johnny: you, Dylan, with this terrible advice

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.