Totallytuberose - Totally Tuberose

Nothing is funnier than the fact that I get my 12 year old brother to do things via Jerma985. You got a cavity because you didn’t brush well enough? Jerma would want you to brush better. Hockey game tonight? Better play well for Jerma. Upcoming test? Gotta summon the knowledge of Jerma. He doesn’t even watch Jerma

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

on a reposting old art spree so here's my greatest contribution to the truth and inference fandom aside that outdated lore summary video.

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

The music video for "Pop It Off" by Tyga and Lil Wayne appears to feature Jerma's chat (judging from the JermaVenus emotes)

wtf kind of debate is this

I had a dream that there were Jerma impersonators. Like Elvis impersonators, but for Jerma. And like Elvis impersonators, a large majority of them could officiate weddings. So Jerma did a stream where he managed to hire as many as he could to officiate a wedding between himself and another Jerma impersonator. It was just a church full of Jermas all speaking over each other, while Real Jerma was trying to get them to settle down.