Nothing is funnier than the fact that I get my 12 year old brother to do things via Jerma985. You got a cavity because you didn’t brush well enough? Jerma would want you to brush better. Hockey game tonight? Better play well for Jerma. Upcoming test? Gotta summon the knowledge of Jerma. He doesn’t even watch Jerma
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
"don't you have better things to do" and thats where you're wrong
jarking it so hard right now WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE AN ANONYMOUS ASK BUTTON ANYMORE I HAVE TO BE MYSTERIOUS
Hello okay I'm new here thank you for this
Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares
and they say white people can’t cook
jerma treats us like we're a community college class that he's subbing for
do you ever think about how there was a last time he ever let himself have longer hair
I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him