Pretentious Moment Incoming But Why Is Everyone's Idea Of Fashion So Fucking Boring These Days. Why The

jerma treats us like we're a community college class that he's subbing for

I sometimes think about that chapter in American Psycho where Patrick tries to cook and eat someone's brain, but then realizes that he can't cook halfway through and starts crying.

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

aesop carl

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

hyperfixations are so embarrassing because like what do you mean my love language consists of sending and making jerma clip compilations that remind me of people i care about. i cannot function normally for five seconds without including my current interests in everything or i will combust and die

Gay people: hey society im gay

Society: ok

Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!

Much can be said about the babygirlification of middle age internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving 'idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card'