Six Just Keeps Getting Harder To Find......

Time to get off of your ego trip, Sanders.

I am running for President

I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America.  I am running on the Republican ticket.  My platform is as follows:  I hate everybody and everything.  You may ask how does my platform differ from that of any of the other of the thousands of  people running for President on the Republican ticket since it seems to be identical.  It is simply this; My hate is...... so.....much.....deeper. Vote for me.

Mustard

Only French mustard.......

Only French.....

Stains on the medical profession: Phil, OZ, and Ablow........

nobody is asking for free health care, just affordable, accessible health insurance. WTF is the problem?

There is a public health crisis going on in our country and our do nothing congress is doing exactly that.............think about it.

Me and Julio getting down

To all the girls who tied me up

and beat me with a whip

before we f**ked

I picked you up in bars

I dedicate my scars

to all the girls who tied me up

doing the huckle-buckle

Huckleberry sits in the old gum tree

wants to set all child molesters free

laugh huckleberry, laugh huckleberry

set those perverts free

Headless in Damascus

It’s Halloween in Damascus

Best time of the year for John the Baptist

They mount his head upon a stick

And march around the town

alone outside the ice cream parlor

Stick stuck into the ground

A passing dog lifts his leg

and softly sings

his soul unbound

One for Paul......

One for Silas……

A Pig in a Wig is still a Pig