I Am Running For President

I am running for President

I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America.  I am running on the Republican ticket.  My platform is as follows:  I hate everybody and everything.  You may ask how does my platform differ from that of any of the other of the thousands of  people running for President on the Republican ticket since it seems to be identical.  It is simply this; My hate is...... so.....much.....deeper. Vote for me.

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11 years ago

J the B

He’s been to England He’s been to France Stuffed inside a smugglers pants Israel, Egypt, Iraq and Iran Planes and trains and caravans Followed Jesus into China And all over Asia Minor Killed over a fucking whore For a king’s honor Nothing more Head chopped off On the floor Now he rests in Damascus In his tisket tasket basket Wants to follow Jimmy Buffet Wants to know just what the fuss is Parrot head, Baptist head Maybe even a Deadhead so many options for the Baptist Awaiting Jesus In Damascus Anybody know what time it is?

8 years ago

Stains on the medical profession: Phil, OZ, and Ablow........

4 months ago

If trump, his goons, and his trained chimp musk are shutting down the department of education why do we need a secretary of education anymore?

10 years ago

Up Against the Wall

Everything they say we are, we are… And we are very Proud of ourselves....

10 years ago

help me Rhonda

If you are a woman, and you voted Republican, then you have no self- respect......

All the rest of you, who voted Republican, are just idiots, and I can't help you....

10 years ago

You’re a dupe

If you listen to Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly, Van Impe, Robertson, Dr.s Phil or Oz, then you are a dupe.  A Giant Dupe!  Wake up.

10 years ago

“He was closing down, letting the light bulbs burn out one by one until his apartment, his mind and his body went dark.”

Viv Albertine

8 years ago

nobody is asking for free health care, just affordable, accessible health insurance. WTF is the problem?

8 years ago

a vote for a redpublican is a vote for communism

10 years ago

Go on prepare yourself....

The Sisters from Patriarchal Cathedral Still follow vows from a life medieval Worshiping Saints Both great and lesser And observing ancient feasts of yore Chanting as they ride in taxi’s to the Grand Mosque in Damascus where once a year by the grace of Allah they are allowed to see the severed head of John the Baptist briefly removed from its basket and sat down on a courtyard table into the light of day the Sisters anoint his head with oil placing biscuits in his basket holy wafers blessed with tears and shoo the birds away Whilst down the hall Behind a curtain On a battered boom box Of unknown origin “Rubberband Man” by the Spinners plays on a continuous loop above the Imams chuckles

tomthebadcyst - Republicans make me puke
Republicans make me puke

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