To all the girls who tied me up
and beat me with a whip
before we f**ked
I picked you up in bars
I dedicate my scars
to all the girls who tied me up
He’s been to England He’s been to France Stuffed inside a smugglers pants Israel, Egypt, Iraq and Iran Planes and trains and caravans Followed Jesus into China And all over Asia Minor Killed over a fucking whore For a king’s honor Nothing more Head chopped off On the floor Now he rests in Damascus In his tisket tasket basket Wants to follow Jimmy Buffet Wants to know just what the fuss is Parrot head, Baptist head Maybe even a Deadhead so many options for the Baptist Awaiting Jesus In Damascus Anybody know what time it is?
If trump, his goons, and his trained chimp musk are shutting down the department of education why do we need a secretary of education anymore?
if you disregard the demonstrators at trumpukes swearing in there were like 10 people there at the most
World's Tallest Midget...
Mary smiled at him
pa rum pa pum pum
I played my drum for him
pa rum oa pum pum
I touched my junk for him
pa rum pa pum pum
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ever wonder what your ass looks like? Just look at a photo of paul ryan
Time to get off of your ego trip, Sanders.
this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none, and this little piggy got elected to congress and stole all your money, your health care, your retirement, your dignity, and passed laws to hide all this from you and protect himself from any repercussions...how about that? WAKE UP
Only French mustard.......
Only French.....