Me And Julio Getting Down

Me and Julio getting down

To all the girls who tied me up

and beat me with a whip

before we f**ked

I picked you up in bars

I dedicate my scars

to all the girls who tied me up

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11 years ago

J the B

He’s been to England He’s been to France Stuffed inside a smugglers pants Israel, Egypt, Iraq and Iran Planes and trains and caravans Followed Jesus into China And all over Asia Minor Killed over a fucking whore For a king’s honor Nothing more Head chopped off On the floor Now he rests in Damascus In his tisket tasket basket Wants to follow Jimmy Buffet Wants to know just what the fuss is Parrot head, Baptist head Maybe even a Deadhead so many options for the Baptist Awaiting Jesus In Damascus Anybody know what time it is?

4 months ago

If trump, his goons, and his trained chimp musk are shutting down the department of education why do we need a secretary of education anymore?

8 years ago

if you disregard the demonstrators at trumpukes swearing in there were like 10 people there at the most

10 years ago
World's Tallest Midget...

World's Tallest Midget...

10 years ago

Send the NRA to Hell Send the NRA to hell where they all belong

11 years ago

Mary smiled at him

pa rum pa pum pum

I played my drum for him

pa rum oa pum pum

I touched my junk for him

pa rum pa pum pum

rum pa pum pum

rum punch pum

8 years ago

ever wonder what your ass looks like? Just look at a photo of paul ryan

8 years ago

Time to get off of your ego trip, Sanders.

8 years ago

this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none, and this little piggy got elected to congress and stole all your money, your health care, your retirement, your dignity, and passed laws to hide all this from you and protect himself from any repercussions...how about that? WAKE UP

10 years ago

Mustard

Only French mustard.......

Only French.....

tomthebadcyst - Republicans make me puke
Republicans make me puke

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