When Your Phone Crashes Playing Limbus Company That’s Actually Dante Passing Out From Pain While Reviving

I made this meme purely to bully a friend who consistently mistakes Yi Sang and Ayin fanart for Kim Dokja. I know nothing about ORV btw.

ha?

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the duality of man is the thirteen-year-old in the summer camp im volunteering at, who alternates between telling me that he’s “cool in a bad way, cold, unapproachable, strict” and pressing the button on the water fountain and saying “imagine peeing”, and i think that’s really fascinating

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The inherent tragicomedy of naming a character Dom de Sadism and then having her be the only one in her family that is neither a dom nor a sadist

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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Random question but what do you guys think a black moon python rhinoceros looks like

The thing about general life weirdness is that it's accumulative. If you open the door and allow one (1) unusual thing into your life, that significantly improves the odds of other weird things happening. Just one mildly odd thing is just one mildly odd thing, but they lead the way for things that can be a perfectly logical consequence of the first thing, that would never, ever happen to someone who hadn't invited the first odd thing into their life.

Like let's say you decided to get an iguana. That's not the most common kind of pet, but not unheard of. Perhaps you thought you wanted a cat, but then decided to see what other animals your local animal rescue has available, and holy shit they've got an iguana. So now you've got an iguana.

And being a responsible pet owner - which, again, is a normal thing to do - you make sure you take good care of your new baby. And being a rescue, your iguana might have some issues that they've got from being poorly handled by the previous owner. So you see what you can do about it, and find out a vet who is specialised enough to do physical therapy on an iguana. And naturally, you call them right up and get your iguana cared for. And being such a specialised professional, naturally this vet makes sure to keep their work and personal life neatly separated.

All of these are perfectly logical steps into an unusual direction, but they are also the way you may find yourself saying something like "my iguana's therapist blocked me on grindr."

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