the duality of man is the thirteen-year-old in the summer camp im volunteering at, who alternates between telling me that he’s “cool in a bad way, cold, unapproachable, strict” and pressing the button on the water fountain and saying “imagine peeing”, and i think that’s really fascinating
I require you, not in an ID sense, CARNALLY
pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs
RIP my boyfriend, Reinforced Ampoule Exchange, 2023-2023, this is SO sad.
reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth
let me take you out for dinner so i can fuck you xoxo
if i had a nickel for every time someone propositioned me via askbox i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
once again handing this one over to the audience:
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.