This-years-apologies - :: :: :: ::

why am i always so oddly defensive about my university’s ranking. not with ivy leagues or whatever but just in the country i feel like we should be number one. sometimes i google the rankings to look at them despondently and i kind of think to myself that we can probably beat university of toronto or something (we cannot)

hey dude happy new year

oh this is difficult because there are actually maybe 3 people who might have sent this but

@the-internet-cannot-stop-me (??)

happy new year babe

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!

just finished 2ha book 1! :D

🍤🍤🍤

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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