Did You Know The Original Manuscript For The Communist Manifesto Was Written In Lower Case Because Karl

Imagine if English required speaking punctuation *COMMA* that would be so weird *PERIOD*

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

Anyone that claims idiots believe something because it makes them feel good underestimates the ability of idiots to believe things for literally no reason.

Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.

There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.

At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America

I was collecting PVP loot in eve online and as I sold some damaged drones I found, I realized something.... I am a space hobo collecting returnable items that others consider garbage. It's just like plastic cans in real life! I look with envy at the highly educated characters trading items at the trade hubs and I realize I will never catch up to the advantages they have...

10 / 10 very realistic economy

In any universe with holy water that damages monsters, I can't help but think: Wouldn't the quantity of that damage be an objective measure of holiness? Like if the Pope's holy water doesn't go hard then you shouldn't be a Catholic.

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.