I Have Cats So Whenever I Hear Scratching On My Front Door I Blindly Open It. One Of These Days I'll

A rich guy with an Italian name? MAFIA! Must be.

Is it too soon to say this? Is this still racist? Am I doing a racism?

If I ever get a doctorate you better believe I'll be a dick about it. Imma pull up on 4chan as DOCTOR anon.

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

I like to imagine "pro life" Buddhists don't want people to eat chicken eggs

YouTube animators only have one ethnicity: Paper skin.

Does anyone else speak to ChatGPT in proper English sentences in hopes of making it smarter? Just me? OK.

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

I was reading a ancient German strategy book and it mentioned the terrain of some area they were preparing to invade so I googled a map of that area and it was in modern Germany so I guess the strategy worked.

Perhaps high amounts of gay representation isn't a good thing in a show that takes place in hell.