I Like To Imagine "pro Life" Buddhists Don't Want People To Eat Chicken Eggs

I want a veterans service that tells war criminals they SHOULD kill themselves. A reverse VA.

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

There were medieval duels between husband and wife designed to disadvantage the husband to even things out physically. This MUST become a Mr Beast challenge to check if it actually was even.

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

The bullet that hit Trump was POISONED and the only thing that saved him with his healthcare under UnitedHealthcare and now the same assassins that came after Trump are coming after them!

Someone make this a conspiracy theory.